有趣的英語笑話

英語一對(duì)一輔導(dǎo)

A History Lesson一節(jié)歷史課
A history teacher was talking to his class about the ancient Romans. "They were very strong, brave people, and they were good soldiers, too," he said. "They always wanted to have strong bodies, so they played a lot of games."
"Did they like swimming?" one of the girls asked. " That makes people's bodies strong. She was very good at swimming.
" Oh，yes，some of them swam a lot ，" the teacher answered. Then he told them a story about one fa­mous Roman.
"There was a big, wide river in the middle of Rome ，" he said ，" and one man swam across it three times every day before breakfast ！"
The girl laughed when she heard this.
"Why are you laughing?" the teacher asked her angrily. "Did I say anything interesting?"
"Well,sir, "the girl answered, " Why didn't he swim across the river four times to get back his clothes again?"


一位歷史老師在給學(xué)生講古羅馬人�！八麄兌挤浅＝�壯、勇敢，他們也是很好的士兵�！彼�說，“他們總想具有強(qiáng)健的體格，因此他們參加許多運(yùn)動(dòng)�！�
“他們游泳嗎?” 一個(gè)女生問：“游泳會(huì)使人體格健壯�！边@個(gè)女生很擅長(zhǎng)游泳。
“哦,是的。他們中有些人經(jīng)常游泳�！崩蠋熁卮鹫f。
然后,他給學(xué)生們講了一個(gè)著名羅馬人的故事�！傲_馬城中有一條寬大的河流，”他說，“有一個(gè)人每天在早飯前橫渡三次!”
聽到這里，那個(gè)女生大笑起來。
“你為什么笑？”老師很生氣地問她,“我剛才說的很有趣嗎？”
“是的，老師，”那個(gè)女生冋答說，“他為什么不游四次以便回來拿他的衣服呢？”